do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
everything bout you is that song that come up on shuffle at the right moment and it makes u wanna clean ur room, take a shower, find a man, marry that man, have kids, exercise, fight a man, and do better
i wrote this thx guys almost 300k notes w a different source nice 2 get credit man(via extrasad)
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND
Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.
thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical