cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
  • You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you.
    ― One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via lindsaylately)

    (Source: firecannotkillabadwolf)

    rlymax:

    hey pull my finger

    *finger detaches*

    see you in court asshole

    colornbian:

    How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

    "I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying." - Oscar Wilde
    ― (via the-random-quotes)
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