spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

rapniall:

everything bout you is that song that come up on shuffle at the right moment and it makes u wanna clean ur room, take a shower, find a man, marry that man, have kids, exercise, fight a man, and do better

You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
S.E. Hinton  (via perfect)

(Source: creatingaquietmind)

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
― (via the-psycho-cutie)

i wrote this thx guys almost 300k notes w a different source nice 2 get credit man

(via extrasad)

(Source: sureth-ng)

rniner:

how many followers do you need before people starting buying you things 

(Source: radpage)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
  • theawesomeadventurer:

    evacu0:

    theawesomeadventurer:

    DOES DICK TASTE SALTY I NEED TO KNOW KNOW PLS RESPOND

    Raw dick does but if you preheat your oven at 350. Use some honey glaze and poof you have wonderful tasting penis.

    thanks!!! i was asking because my grandma cant have salt since her body cant handle the sodium so she doesnt care for the taste of salt anymore. you’ve been a real help!

    rnalevolent:

    ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

    (Source: proportionates)

    sideb00b:

    'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

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